The Single Greatest Rule In Every Single Endeavour Is Don’t Suck: The Razzies are your annual reminder: most of this is not subjective. Always reject that popular lie. That’s simply not true.
The primary issue with the Oscars, Golden Globes etc. most awards is they don’t represent quality.
It’s a fantastic achievement but it so doesn’t mean you are good. Or even the best.
The Razzies are wonderfully clear: You Suck.
Be a snob. Snobs and elitists are vital to the pop culture ecosystem. More snobs not slobs!
WORST PICTURE
The Exorcist: Believer
Expend4bles
Meg 2: The Trench
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
The winner has gotta be Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. It’s batting an impressive 2.9/10 on IMDb ratings. (Did people watch outta irony? Curiosity?)
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Sammy Younan is the affable host of My Summer Lair: think NPR’s Fresh Air meets Kevin Smith: interviews & impressions on Pop Culture.
