A Day of Faith & Belief: In between Canada Day and Independence Day is an equally important day worth celebrating: World UFO Day every July 2nd.
While US-Canada relations are struggling UFO sightings for both countries are flourishing. So…somebody is coming and going…it’s just not us.
According to “Science” released today; here’s a breakdown that answers a crucial UFO question.
If an alien invasion happened, which Canadian provinces would stand the best chance of survival? (This is real Science…somebody funded this study…)
Quebec ranks as the most survivable province. (That works for me…I like poutine.)
Ontario is best for food security, boasting 2,402 food businesses. (This could be handy as well in case we score a Zombie Apocalypse.)
Canada’s UFO hotspot New Brunswick (with the highest sightings per 100,000 people) offers 85% forest cover for potential off-the-grid survival. (Ya, not happening. I’m a city kid…with a library card. So I know how Lord of the Flies ends.)
Nova Scotia is the most prepared, with Canada’s largest active military presence. (Which sounds like a sequel to John Candy’s Canadian Bacon: the Canadian army goes to war with aliens? I’d like to review the Draft Kings odds on that.)
British Columbia is least likely to survive an alien invasion. (Alanis-Ironic since 5 seasons of X-Files was shot there.)
Science did not break it down by U.S. States.
Although I’ve heard (this isn’t Science!!) Louisiana is the state you’re least likely to be abducted by aliens in.
Hooray For Science!
Happy UFO Day, nerds and geeks and believer.
Today is a day where we have a moment of silence for the Roswell Fallen (and perhaps for that unfortunate creature in the Fox “Special:” Alien Autopsy).
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