“If you really like short movies
I got nine great ones just waitin’ for ya
There’s Ernest Goes to Camp and Ernest Saves Christmas
And Ernest Goes to Jail and Ernest Scared Stupid
There’s Ernest Goes to School, that’s only 89 minutes
And Slam Dunk Ernest, that one’s got Kareem in it
There’s Ernest in the Army, that one made me wanna join the service
And Ernest Goes to Africa, that poster makes me nervous.”
Happy News: All these “Short-Ass Movies” can now be streamed on Tubi. Don’t want to sound too Ernest in this classic ’80s recommendation. #SetTheVCR!
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Sammy Younan is the affable host of My Summer Lair podcast: think NPR’s Fresh Air meets Kevin Smith: interviews & impressions on Pop Culture.
