Urine Inspiring
And I Did It All By Myself!
Category: My Pal Sammy
Trailer Alert: Avengers: Endgame (Special Look)
In 1986 I committed Optimus Prime to the ground. In 1991 I silently watched a T-800 lowered into molten steel. In 2015 I witnessed Brian O’Conner drive off into the Sunset. I’m not scared of silver screen death. In 2019 bring it Avengers: Endgame. Anything worth doing demands a high price: negotiations are excuses. May…
Getting Dirty With The Dirt
The Dirt a Mötley Crüe biopic now streaming on Netflix is Straight Outta Compton for White People. Put your metal up!
We Need A Word For….#
There needs to be a word for that devastating moment when you’re out with your girl maybe it’s Friday night; maybe at a party and a song comes on…THAT song comes on and you use your most upbeat sky punching tone to telegram “yes! oh this song yes!” And she shoots you with a blank…
Trailer Alert: Avengers: Endgame
Avengers: Endgame will be released on April 26, 2019.
Gathering Ocean Natives
When was the last time you saw The Ocean?
Give Up The Ghosting
Boo!! Ghosts, yo.
Cherish The Gibberish
Is he crazy or his correct? Discuss…
The Horror of Consumption: I Miss Blacula
Seeing the schlocky horror movies from the 50, 60s, and 70s made me mourn what we’ve lost. I “discovered” movies like Blacula on late night cable.
Settle Sauce
Hey Ladies!!