All the inspirational fodder we blithely post and share to deeply support and encourage others for the common stressful and successful moments that make up our fantastic Western lives like going in for a job interview; having recently published a novel celebrations or attempting to plant nuclear bombs on a gigantic asteroid hurtling toward Earth:…
Getting thoroughly slagged in the office for hating Bill Joel. I cannot stand him especially just the way he is. His music is awful and his piano smells like an unwashed butt. They’re trying valiantly to “save me.” But…but what about Piano Man? He’d be less lonely if he didn’t suck so much. For what…
So… I’m walking through the Eaton Centre and as I’m passing by I dunno-what-store I notice something unusual. There’s a saleslady in the window redressing a naked mannequin (nothing like some unexpected nudity to kick off the weekend…knowwhatIamsaying?) and for some reason…the mannequin is wearing underwear. Neon bright yellow…underwear. The saleslady is in the process…
Just had a horrible thought. My birthday is coming up (on the 28th) and I…I am no longer the cute kid in the Jets varsity jacket hanging out with Paul and chasing after Winnie Cooper. I am old enough to be the narrator. Damn son: it’s a Wonder how fast these Years go by. -28-
Tasseography is a divination or fortune-telling method that interprets patterns in tea leaves…
